I'll say it: I want to see an ugly woman as a spokeswoman for a women's network. Ugly men are out there all the time — look at Larry King, for God's sake. He looks like someone's talking underwear. Why not give America a spokeswoman...
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John Scalzi
It was the way she looked at me the whole time. That look said more than she ever could and, in turn, scared me more than her words alone ever could.
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Anna Todd
Did you ever have one of those nights when you didn't want to go out but your hair looked too good to stay home?
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Jack Simmons
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
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Gilda Radner
The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
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Will Rogers
More Quotes By Joan Rivers
I had a blind date with a dentist – and he told me to come back in six months.
People say it is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money you can have a key made.
I said, "Is there! " I told him there is a Mafia school where they teach them math – if Johnny has ten fingers and they cut off two, how many does he have left?
Somehow, some way, every person in the arts has to find an accommodation with disappointment and embarrassment. They are the pollen in the air we breathe.
It gathers emotionally inside you, in a strange way a by-product of struggle, of a willingness to do anything, try anything, expose yourself to anything – staying in motion because sooner or later those ripples will cause change.
